The "Certified Capshovian" Comfort Hoodie

$33.00

Introducing the official uniform of the Capshovian nation - a cozy declaration of belonging to the world's most productive procrastinators! This sand-colored beauty proudly announces "I am a Capshovian" because sometimes you need to let people know you're part of an elite group of intelligently lazy content creators.

What makes this hoodie special:
• Perfectly oversized for maximum cozy vibes
• Front pocket for snack hoarding
• Hood for when you're "in the zone" (or hiding from responsibilities)
• The softest way to announce your citizenship to Capsho Nation

Perfect for:
• Official Capshovian gatherings (aka nap time)
• Casual content creation
• Professional lounging
• Looking important while doing nothing

Warning: Side effects may include:
• Random people asking how to join our club
• Sudden urges to explain what a Capshovian is
• Excessive comfort
• Feeling like you're part of something bigger (while doing less)

Remember: Being a Capshovian isn't just a lifestyle, it's a movement. A very slow, comfortable movement. 🦥✨

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More details

  • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
  • Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.