The Slow & Steady Trucker 🦥
Finally, a hat that matches your "I'll get there when I get there" energy!
This isn't just any trucker hat - it's a statement piece that says "Yes, I'm taking my time, and yes, I look good doing it." Featuring our signature sloth (who definitely believes naps are a love language), this hat brings the perfect blend of chill vibes and style.
What makes it special:
• Mesh back for when your brilliant ideas need to breathe
• Foam front because comfort is non-negotiable
• Adjustable snapback for those big-brain days
• Pre-curved visor (we curved it slowly, just like our sloth would want)
Perfect for:
• Professional procrastinating
• Strategic lounging
• Expert-level chilling
• Making "taking it slow" look good
Warning: May cause excessive feelings of coolness and random urges to move at sloth speed. Side effects may include looking fabulous while doing absolutely nothing.
Remember: Rush hour? Never heard of her. We're on sloth time now. 🦥✨
More details
- 100% polyester foam front, mesh back
- Structured, five-panel, mid-profile
- Pre-curved visor with braid detailing
- Adjustable double snapback closure
- One size fits most
Size & Fit
- One size fits most
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
